Monday, July 31, 2006

Shooting: The Flip Side

Check out the floating brass.
You can tell I'm slow because
there's only one in the frame.

The flip side of shooting at a small tournament with inexperienced competitors and winning is shooting at a small tournament with grand masters and other very experienced shooters and fighting to stay off the bottom.

Except on the classifier course---there I placed well up in the list with my usual "C" performance. These experienced shooters wouldn't be sandbagging would they?

Saturday, July 29, 2006

OSHA is not amused

The Princess was seized by a passion to attend a women-only defensive pistol course. This passion was aided and abetted by another unscheduled brain leak, which yours truly had coincidentally experienced the night before. Spiced liberally by local video footage of a goblin in possession of a pistol while under the influence of Islam shooting unarmed Jewesses, we set out for FAS and a hotel with broadband.

The broadband being necessary because I'm in the middle of an OSHA course on industrial safe practices. I'm typing this on a break in the hotel room, mostly as a defensive online-course stress-relieving tool.

Twas interesting taking the part of the course that dealt with powder energized tools. Do you realize that you can drive a nail with a semi-automatic gunpowder energized gun? Can they do that in New York or Chicago?

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Oregon Brewers Festival

Be sure and stop by the Hopunion Booth and get a tatoo

Tomorrow (Friday, July 28, 2006) the largest brewfest in the country (by number of people attending) begins in Portland. They have a wide selection of beers as usual. This year we probably won't make it, but we do most years.

It's an outdoor festival with tents and semis holding the beers. It's free to get in---just pay for the plastic mug and the beer (not cheap, however). You can find the picture above and more by following links from the webpage.

The Hopgoddess is strong in Portland.

Alexander Today

Meanwhile in Iraq...


What a cheapass missle looks like.
Hezballah has been sending these
loaded with ball bearings
into Israel wholesale.
I guess in an attempt to attract smart bombs.

A year or so ago, while following the Battle for Mosel (also check the entries by that name numbers I-IV) in Michael Yon's blog, I was struck while looking at a map of that Iraq encounter: there is Gaugamella. It was a teeny-tiny moment akin to that scene in Patton where he leaves the modern-day battlefield because he can feel an ancient Carthage battlefield where a truly momentus battle took place.

Anyway, there Alexander, the first emissary of the Western Way of War, struck a heavy, decisive blow against Persia in a set-piece battle alongside, out of time, the latest representative of The West, albeit in counter-insurgency mode. Gaugamella, the name is practically a word of power.

Today, we have fighting in Lebonon. Mention is made of Hezballah making Tyre a stronghold. Alexander built two causeways in his seige of the island (at that time) city. They held out for a while, but Alexander is called The Great because he would not be denied. What happened in Tyre was a lesson that was heard clearly throughout the Levant. At least several thousand years ago it was. Nowadays, not so much.

Ever wonder what the Hezballah salute looks like? Well, even kids know it:
That looks vaguely familiar...

I'm sure if a little old lady doing a martyrdom operation needed help to cross the street these scouts would be glad to help out.

In other news, I just tapped a keg of our pilsner that has definately been touched by the hopgoddess.

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Sidebar Surfing

Iowahawk, over on the side bar, has a really funny post in reaction to this bit of hideous-moral-equivalence-so-called-poetry. Fortunately you don't have to read the original poem to appreciate Iowahawk's take.

Fans will want to read up on the Hoosegow Honey finals (scroll down a little bit).

One more: Bill has posted chapter one of his new book of essays at Eject! Eject! Eject!. He'll probably make a few more edits like he did with the preface, but I usually read 'em as he posts 'em. Then I re-read them again later. He flies planes for his hobby---I don't, but I hang around those who do.

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

More sidebar goodies

Over in the Polemics section of the links is Theodore Dalrymple who has several new essays posted at City Journal, including a couple of rippers on crime in the UK. For example, here is a case of a clear crime committed in a courtroom that he witnessed himself. Here is an indictment of the British legal and justice system posing as a book review.

Ever wonder what the difference is between a subject and a citizen? Well, read on and pray we do not continue on that path since we are only about 20 years behind the Brits based on how our big cities are run. The good doctor looks longingly at how tough New York is on crime. Now that's scary.

Bill of Rights don't fail us now---especially number two.

Monday, July 24, 2006

No Theme: It was 111 F

As I usually do each July, I watched all 21 episodes of the Tour de France, usually on DVD-Disc-Delay. Today, I saw the coronation ride into Paris for Floyd Landis---recorded yesterday during our whirlwind tour of Renton, WA. Wow, an American winning for the 8th year in a row. Godspeed to Floyd who faces hip-replacement surgery in a few weeks time. I saw my Dad get one of those---not good. I'm sure being young and in uber-peak condition will make his recovery swift, not to mention being able to pass over the Medicare butchers that wait like frigates for the elderly.


Cox and Forkum, from the sidebar links, remember history. I like military history in most of its forms, so I'm often nonplussed by what other people say and do about current affairs in the mideast.

I'm an admirer of the Bedouin---and they would appreciate that I would open up on them with whatever I had if they got too close without the proper entreaties. I also admire the IDF when it is allowed to strike. Israel has been doing pretty well economically since they mostly heaved communism over the side. Although I don't have much made in that country (neither Desert Eagle nor Uzi), their economy towers over any of their neighbors. I actually have lots of Bedouin stuff, mostly camel transportable.

The 6-Day War has probably been long enough ago that it can reasonably be said to have been reduced to History. I like the treatment by Oren. The link goes to Amazon, but I don't get a cut. The IDF fought that war with French gear, then France switched sides---most likely because there were more sales to be made to the defeated Arab armies.

Another way to learn about the current situation over there is to read The River War by Sir Winston Churchill, though he was a youngster at loose ends when he wrote that. The link is to a free copy.

Speaking of History: On the coverage of the tour, the announcer was careful to say, as the peloton swung round it, that the Arc d'Triumph was not for World War II but was for the Napoleonic Wars. Why would he say something like that? Wow, I didn't have to wait for May to roll around again. Now I feel bad and will have to drink a bottle of French wine tomorrow to make amends.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Shooting: Brain Leak

Saturday night we went to a movie and kinda stayed out late. Anyway, my ear sprung a leak while I was asleep, and my brain drained out. That's why we woke up at 4am to drive 235 miles to Renton for an IPSC match this morning.

Hey, what are all these trees doing on the course?

There are so many trees there, they shoot around them and protect the trunks with skirts made from 3x12 rough-cut boards.

I shot with a bunch of Grand Masters and Masters so the match went really fast---fast times and fast resets for the next shooter. I think I may have beat the GM straight up on one course. He had an extra shot, extra hit, and two misses---that's 40 penalty points on a 60 pt stage. However, he got those 20 points very quickly. We'll have to see the final score. Usually, a GM's gun (or anyone above C actually) has to jam for me to get the jump on them.

Dinner in Seattle and the drive back completed the festivities. Woot (a feeble woot).

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Apricot Wine Update

The apricot concoction has been racked into a carboy. I removed most of the big chunks of pulp, but a lot went up the racking cane. About a quarter of the volume is occupied by soggy mush at the moment. Obviously another racking or two---with maybe a filter bag---will be called for in the future.

On the other hand, the aroma and alcohol levels are good and the taste is pleasant. There's a chance this stuff will be drinkable.

Friday, July 21, 2006

Shooting: picture day

OK, let's be truthful here. If I were a door gunner, I would have to have this helmet. I'm sorry, but that's just the way it is.


On a more serious note, If an alert sentry had not done battle at the gate, the monster driving this human bomb would have gotten inside the checkpoint. I'll never have to make that shot, but I can appreciate it. There is always some doubt, but if you hit a vehicle with a 223 caliber rifle (or heck 50 BMG) and it does this---you made the right choice.

Godspeed American warfighters.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Brewing Beer: Sausage

I gave my talk tonight about malt in beer, and was followed by a bang-up demonstration of making homemade sausage. Good thing I went first and didn't have to top the demo, which had motors, transmissions, uber grinder and hydraulic casing stuffer. There was even a live demo of making bulk Italian sausage with red wine and garlic.

Life is good.

He gets a lot of his supplies here. They have ready-made spice blends for summer sausage, etc.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Brewing Beer: Malt


Thursday is my local club, MCZA, meeting---third Thursday at Ice Harbor Brewery, Kennewick, WA. I'm VP, and I'm concentrating on technical talks this year (there's not much written in the by-laws for the VP to do, so each one picks an area to concentrate on). As an experiment, this post and tomorrow's update will be dedicated towards my talk on malt.

Water is the main ingredient of beer and I suppose the body, but malt is the muscle and sinew of the brew. It is the life-force of the barley, in a kind of suspended animation, that converts the starch in the kernel to sugar, feeding the yeast---and us.

Ancient peoples used loaves of barley bread to make beer as we use modern malts, discovering the secret to the whole process. Basically to malt a grain (like barley), you soak the kernels in water to start the germination process. You let them go long enough so that the little embryos activate all their enzymes, preparing to grow into barley plants. Then, before they can send up their shoots, you dry them in an oven and knock off their little rootlets and bag them. They're not dead, at least not all of them. If you water the malt again, some will resume growing---at least the lightly kilned ones. Higher color malts are totally cooked.

Anyway, the enzymes are there ready to break down starch as if the little guys were still alive---even if they aren't really. Now, the malt is ready to mash---a subject of a previous and likely later talk.

There are lots of kinds of malt, including smoked malt. You can find tables that will show you how much you will extract from each kind. Some like crystal or chocolate malt do not need to be mashed, so you can use them in extract batches that are an easy way to start brewing.

Crystal malts are made by basically mashing the malt inside each kernel (turning it sweet) and then roasting it to various colors. That's why crystal malt is sweet and crunchy instead of chewy like 2-row.

For most of history, beers were brown or dark. Over time---because of the influence of pilsner beer---malts have gotten lighter in color. Now instead of using brown malt, you would use light malt plus crystal malt. Homebrewers who would like to recreate ancient styles can make a simulation of old brown beers by oven roasting malt by various recipes.


That's Pilsner Urquell's malt house over there on the left. They make an under-modified malt there that is perfect for triple decoction brewing. Virtually every pale malt you get nowadays is well modified, so if you want the old-fashioned decoction-necessary malt you will have to make it yourself. PU does. I've made several batches that taste really good, but I've yet to control the process carefully enough to end up with a light golden beer. I usually get very dark golden or copper colors. Part of the reason it's hard to control is that I tend to dry it over a fire to impart a smoky character. Cherry wood, yum.

We are lucky to have a wide variety of malts to choose from when creating or copying a particular beer---just browse though the homebrew store and look for the ones mentioned in the above links. We almost have an embarrassment of riches in as much as we can easily muddle up the flavors by using too many distinctive malts in the same brew.

If you've fallen into a rut, pick a specialty malt off the shelf and go find out what style it's for and make one. For example, get some Special B---but not too much---and make a Trappisten Dubbel.

Besides barley, other grains commonly malted are wheat and rye. Just by adding these malts you have made a specialty beer. Make a wit, kolsch, sahti, or roggenbier.

Sometimes raw grains are added to the mash, but they do not contain enzymes so the amount of raw grains must be matched to the excess of enzymes provided by the light malts (2-row, 6-row, etc).

Check out the links I've provided above and do a little poking around with Google or Dog Pile. There's a world of malt out there.

Besides all the fun of talking about different kinds of malt, we can note that the same malt types are made by lots of different maltsters...and argue about who makes the best. Endless fun! Homebrewing, what a great hobby.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Drinking: wine, moving beer


Today we had a L'Ecole No. 41 Cab from 1996 that was great, but mostly we were working to move beer in place for the days to come. We wrangled a half barrel keg of our Pilsner with a German Pilsner yeast into the chest freezer (temp controlled, not really a freezer). It's been lagering since February or March. Also the Kolsch I made for National Homebrewing Day made it back here, but it needs to have its carbonation boosted. Our pils carbonates itself, because we have its natural rhythm down. The other yeasts we don't use enough to know it so well.

It's OK to think about beer while drinking great wine.

Sunday, July 16, 2006

Shooting: Bronze


I got to shoot one of these today---a shotgun with a box magazine.

After working all day yesterday in the sun setting up the stages, I wasn't sure I could do very well today. But, I got 3rd overall and 2nd in my Division. Everyone should be back from 3-gunning next month and I'll be back to trying to hold on in the middle.

The courses we set up seemed to be well received. We had two speed shoots (standing in the box), a classifier (standing in the box), one sitting at a cafeteria table with one-handed (left and right) strings, and two moving field courses.

The side match was a single elimination, head-to-head shootoff. This was the first time I had directly competed with another shooter like that. It's exciting to hear the other guy's shots and to try and match his speed without getting distracted by watching his targets go down. I made it to the second round and went down to the eventual winner (but got a string off him).

Since I got sunburned yesterday, I spent a lot of time under an umbrella that had pride of place in the long-gun rack on the Gun Kart of Doom.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Shooting: The Long Tail

Usually, I just show up and shoot at a match. However, our usual crew is shooting 3-Gun elsewhere this weekend, so I volunteered to help set up.

Well, it turns out only two of us worked the whole day with some critical truck-help from a third. OK, it's a lot of work to set one of these things up...and we still have to put up all the targets we made in the morning before we start.

I hope I still have enough energy to pull the trigger tomorrow. But I will have the Gun Kart of Doom, v1.2, with me.

Thank goodness for Pilsner Urquell!

Friday, July 14, 2006

Happy Bastille Day!


Paris Commune Begins Renovations

Ok, I like to kid about France's martial prowess of late as much as the next guy. You know, celebrate Cinco de Mayo along with the Mexicans because it represents a huge defeat of the French, every May read about the ignominious fall of the Republic to the Nazis, etc.

However since the Wikipedia entry on Bastille Day begins: For the Battlestar Galactica episode, see... Ouch! After that, I have to expose my Francophile side.

Everyone knows about French wine, but have you considered Bastille Day cocktails? How about a style of beer native to France, Biere de Guarde. Maybe check out the Tour de France?

If you are bored by road racing with bicycles, I have noticed that the excitement rises with each litre of Biere de Guarde consumed.

Hoopla!

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Shooting: Dusty Work


Credits at the link

OK. Sometimes my wetside friends say that we get lots of wind and dust, but this is dust. These guys can't just quit, but to tell the truth if we got caught out in a dust storm in the middle of a match...we'd probably just stick it out too and add a couple of extra beers when we got home.

I think these are the Arctic Wolves from Alaska. Talk about fire and ice.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Brewing Beer: Vienna Lager


Habsburg (Hapsburg) Empire

Vienna Lager is hard to make because it is not malty, like a Munich Lager, or hoppy, like a Pilsner. It has to have a balance of the two, and that's hard. The style almost died out, surviving mostly today as Octoberfest---unless you count a few Mexican Lagers.

We made one 8 months or so ago, and I'm drinking the last of it now. It has a malty aroma, fairly balanced taste, and then a battle for the finish that the hops win, barely.

Most Vienna Lagers are now brewed far from the seat of the Habsburg (Hapsburg) Empire, most of them around here or in Australia---easier to get, in the end.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Motorcycles: Tougher


Chopper Pic by "C"

One of my biker friends just went on a 2700+ mile trip through the NW and saw this beauty at a rest stop. I'm informed that the foot rests are made from re-purposed tire tools.

She and her husband were riding around looking at dams. Yep, a self-guided tour of dams in the middle of nowhere, i.e. scenic beauty. C's not only a rider on the DamTour she's the webmistress. They've finished all 20 dams on this year's list already. Well, hey, why wait?

Good. Maybe we can go on a not-so-long-forget-the-damn-dams ride together.

Monday, July 10, 2006

Shooting: Babies!

Shooting seems to be a (re)productive sport---in as much as men and women who enjoy firearms seem to think babies are nice to have too. And no stashing them away somewhere either, just bring them out.


Eye Protection Built into the Pram


Sometimes, the baby gets booted out and older sister gets a siesta.


Baby Brother is Out Watching Dad


How do they get those things to stay on?


Looking for the Pacifier


This is the only one I saw in a Snugli.


Stay Low Behind Momma's Head

Range babies are just too cool.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Shooting: Good Weekend


Shooting two days in a row seems to help me. Today I did well in LaGrande with two stages in the top 10 and a final percentage that was over 60% of the over-all winner.

The new Division I was shooting in, Limited, really helped today because there were many shots restricted to the B-zone and upper A-zone from as far away as 50 ft. You can use a 6-inch barrel in Limited.

I got 6th in the classifier stage, so I was pretty excited about that (however, it will still be a "C" classifier, which is my current class).

Still lots of things to work on. I was talking to another shooter about foot work, and he gave me lots of ideas for practice sessions---that I can do in the house with air conditioning. Next week we're shooting locally; I hope it's under 100 F.

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Shooting: and the answer is

I had decided not to go shooting after dropping eldest son off at the trainstation at 05:30. So I told The Princess that I was thinking about not going. Her idea was that I should get on the motorcycle and get out of the house---maybe not in those exact words.

Anyway, I shot my new Limited pistol and ended up winning the meet outright for the first time ever by winning the two big stages. Usually, a win for me is being in the top half of the stage final.

Plus I got over 300 miles on my bike through Northwest Scab Lands.

Met lots of nice people, and had a great time for the price of racoon eyes (I forgot the sunscreen on my face).

Friday, July 07, 2006

Moving Day

Today we managed to pack our son's stuff into the garage and will put him on a train for Seattle at 05:35 tomorrow. After that I'll evaluate whether to
* Go back to sleep
* Watch the Tour de France since I'm already up
* Hop on the bike and ride to Mica, WA for shooting IPSC

Time to hit the sack before it's already tomorrow.

Thursday, July 06, 2006

No Theme

Been playing around with my profile, couldn't log in for a while, hopefully it's all fixed now.

5 lbs of pure cane sugar went into the appricot stuff, so we can consistently call it appricotwine from now on. It sure is filling the old barrel room with a nice appricotty aroma. It might even be drinkable.

Accidently got up at 5:30 this morning so I got to see the live version of the Tour de France. Hopefully, that won't happen tomorrow since I was pretty wasted today.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Fermentation

The apricot whatever is fermenting very well. Kevin and I decided that it shall be apricot wine, which means I have to add some sugar. We don't use much sugar at casa hopgoddess, so I need to get some while I'm out tomorrow.

The fermentation drive is very strong, so tomorrow I think I'll skim off the skins and other detritus off the top before I add the sugar. Removing the skins, et al., after a few days should be ok---whatever extraction from them probably will be done by then.

I'll take a few moments here to give thanks to the single-cell organism, yeast, who does so much for us. Although a lot of people have let me down, yeast have always given me their best shot.

Todays joy brought to you by Dave and Linda at Wineglass Cellars and their '95 Cab. Woot! Double Plus Good!

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Shooting: 2nd on the 4th

We celebrated the 4th of July by shooting pistols and shotguns on the range in the bays. Several other people had the same idea---go figure. I suppose we should properly honor the 2nd Amendment on Constitution Day, but since it is important for our continued independence it seems appropriate to do so on our National Independence Day as well.

I listened to a reading of the Declaration of Independence today on the radio. I'd forgotten how long the list of grievances was, as I usually only remember Jefferson's searing prose when he is setting the stage and drawing down the curtain.

Faithful Readers, I give you: The United States of America. What the world needed was invented on this day 230 years ago---a Republic for the Enlightenment. Okay, sure, a big swig of pils is an anachronism, but all the bottled ales have the King's tax on them.

Monday, July 03, 2006

Brewing: Apricot

After the pectin enzymes did their work overnite, the apricot soup was ready for the Pasteur Red. Hopefully it is loose enough to bubble with fermentation and not erupt.

Happy 4th!

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Making ?: Apricot

We have a couple of apricot trees in the front of the house that produce fruit every year no matter how much we mistreat them. Last week Kevin and I were seized by an impulse to make them into wine. There are lots of recipes on the web here, and here, and even a commercial example. The recipes call for added sugar, which we haven't done yet. Maybe tomorrow when I add the yeast, I might add some if we are still calling it wine. We might call it something else akin to cider or perry---more flavor, less alcohol.

Today was really hot by the time we got out the ladders and headed out to the trees. It took a while, but I think summer finally arrived. Evidently, it takes a lot of pilsner to make apricot wine.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Shooting: Qualification

Back on Mothers Day, we took a defensive shooting course over in Onalaska, WA. We both qualified, thanks for asking.

I took a picture that captured something I've never seen before: a guy with one hand on the shot timer and one hand on his gun. He's in that position over several camera shots, so it's not just a fleeting check.

Bottom line is I have no clue why an instructor would do that.