Time to get back on the bike

Lately, I've been using a full face helmet. That makes the above mistake uncomfortably unlikely.

I think it's safer to just put ones shirt on backwards if you want people to believe you got your head turned around.

Never have ridden a scooter. When young, they were unbearably sissy things that had to stay in foreign films. Now, I would overwhelm them, looking silly in head to toe leather as garnish. So, I will shuffle off my mortal coil, like as not, without ever having experienced the thrill.

Vrrrooom!